Les Enfants Terribles
Long weekends

askevasboobs:

asklesenfantsterribles:

And we have to write essays on what Memorial Day means to us and why it’s so important.

We’ve never really celebrated Memorial Day before and we don’t wank to get in trouble because our school treats it really important.

…don’t…don’t want.

Memorial Day is the day all the civilians stop for 5 seconds and remember all the men and women who’ve died to keep America safe.

Ohhhh… okay. Hmmm. We can ask Dr. Clark if she knew anybody who died when they were in the military because she knew our dad when he was in the military.

Long weekends

And we have to write essays on what Memorial Day means to us and why it’s so important.

We’ve never really celebrated Memorial Day before and we don’t wank to get in trouble because our school treats it really important.

Why is everyone acting funny?

Dr. Clark says that happens during a full moon but it isn’t a full moon. Not until June. =/

askevasboobs:

asklesenfantsterribles:

askevasboobs:

asklesenfantsterribles:

31. I’m pretty sure my last call was either from David, or from some kids asking if my fridge was running.

….did…did you call me?

Maybe….

….I’m sorry I called you a bad word. I thought you were teenage punks.

It’s okay. You sounded really mad and it was kind of funny and that is what we get for prank calling. At least we didn’t get caught like last time. Dr. Clark made us call back and appologise.

askevasboobs:

asklesenfantsterribles:

31. I’m pretty sure my last call was either from David, or from some kids asking if my fridge was running.

….did…did you call me?

Maybe….

31. I’m pretty sure my last call was either from David, or from some kids asking if my fridge was running.

Well, I guess you should kill it again. Or always shoot everything in the head.

But, but they won’t ever die. And it’s just… they’re… D:

I won't ever let any zombies get you, I promise.

It’s just… they’re dead. They should stay that way. What if you killed something then it came back as a zombie for revenge an there was nothing you could do to stop it?

askevasboobs:

asklesenfantsterribles:

notes-from-ocelot:





Okay, then. :/


Why zombies? Of all the people in the world to get turned into a zombie!

It’s okay.Daddy isn’t really a zombie.Do zombies scare you kids?

They’re made of dead things and they have blood everywhere!
It’s really gross ad creepy.

askevasboobs:

asklesenfantsterribles:

notes-from-ocelot:

Okay, then. :/

Why zombies? Of all the people in the world to get turned into a zombie!

It’s okay.
Daddy isn’t really a zombie.
Do zombies scare you kids?

They’re made of dead things and they have blood everywhere!

It’s really gross ad creepy.

notes-from-ocelot:

grandpabigboss:

pudding-:

I am holding that picture of zombie Big Boss completely responsible.

…And just a few hours ago I was discussing how much I hate this.

Okay, then. :/


Why zombies? Of all the people in the world to get turned into a zombie!

notes-from-ocelot:

grandpabigboss:

pudding-:

I am holding that picture of zombie Big Boss completely responsible.

…And just a few hours ago I was discussing how much I hate this.

Okay, then. :/

Why zombies? Of all the people in the world to get turned into a zombie!